Sexual Innuendos ( I Like It Naughty)
Why a drawing & painting class can be awesome
Art Teacher: You always want to use it wet.
Me: Why?
Art Teacher: Because it always works better.
Me: And how do you know that?
Art Teacher: Because I've done it many times.
Me: I'm sure you have.
Why 3D art would be great
Me: So you only blow small whistles?
Art Teacher: Yeah.
Me: Why not the bigger ones?
Art Teacher: The tip doesn't fit in my mouth.
"Last night I tried to pull into your garage. I was a tight fit and I managed to get it all in, but then I couldn’t pull out in time." ;]
"Hey! Last night I was knocking on your back door, why didn’t you let me in?" ;]